Why I'm a democrat thats voting McCain!

I know it sounds silly, but for real - divided we fail.

1. Obama ran a good race but he didn't fight a good fight. He can go back to being a Jr. Senator and Captain smartass.

2. The house and senate should be controlled by the Dems this time around, that way they can make all kinds of laws that we need *COUGH-medicalmarijuana* ;)

3. Democrats are like Aristocrats - always full of shit.

4. Sara Palin is hawt.

5. I'm a lesbian... ok thats not really true, but sometimes I wish I was.

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Edit: Ron Paul / Rob Riggles '08... fo real.
Edit: Ron Paul can't win and Rob Riggle isn't running. I guess its still Obama for me ;)

I'm back in business! Feels good to be a freelance contractor again :)

I came up with these about a week after I sewed my toe back together.

I have HD Video proof, and the security guards of Kansas City's Power and Light District know the rest.

Check this out, but I've finally come up with formalized rules for this Game.

The first rule is, I let you make the rules in Kansas City. My brother and I consider ourselves the reigning Kings of Calvinball in the South Overland Park league :P

Rule 1. Calvinball is a 2 person game with 1 Referee.

Rule 2. The referee is the 3rd Player.

Rule 3. Any player can become the Referee when any of the other players say "Ouch" or "Ow".

Rule 4. The Referee will then declare his or her presence by saying the score of the players involved in the foul. For example, "The Score is: Booty Pants to Crotch Grab".

Rule 5. If the referee makes the other players laugh, the referee ceases to be the referee and becomes the new "King of Mental Calvin Ball".

Rule 6. Kansas City Calvinball is currently played with a frisbee and a football.

Rule 7. Whoever holds both the frisbee and the football can consider himself the “King of Calvinball”.

Rule 8. If you become the “King of Calvinball” - you lose :)

Rule 9. You must play until there is are at least 2 Kings. Duh!

Rule 10. If you become King, you get to make the rules in the next game!

Rule 11. THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: Girls can NEVER make the rules. Otherwise, it would be G.R.O.S.S

Duh!

Get out there and play smartypants!

I found a half elf :P

I want her to join my new DJ band. Cross-yer-fingers!

Whew.

No more facebook for me. Thanks :P

Was messing with my head in a serious way!

-Edit: I'm back. Maybe I was just messing with yours :P

All my brothers are pretty cool. They joined the Army and take it pretty seriously :)

Literally Declare War on Other Affiliate Banner Ads!